Mario Twins

Friend1: hey slade!
 friend2: shiggity shiggity shwa...
 friend1: guess what idiot.
 friend2: what you did today?
 friend1: uh...
 friend2: wrong!
 friend1: hey i got a new super 88 system.
 friend2: you did not.
 friend1: swear to god. i got it at chunky's for two dollars eh.
 friend2: oh yeah, let me see it wow.
 friend1: yeah, you like that - idiot! i got it. you don't.
 friend2: shut up. got game?
 friend1: hey guess what. it has new game.
 friend2: what game?
 friend1: i want to play it. it's called mario twins.
 friend2: they look the same. wow!
 friend1: good guys. they look so god damn like the same person. i would say to them, "you want ice cream cone?" both of them say yes. how in the hell?!
 friend2: they are twins.
 friend1: both of them. hey lets play it. ready?
 friend2: it goes...
 ...then the fun begins