Pyussycathe Ho

Hey Blade!
 What you saye?
 I saw a lady the other day, she came to score look at me and say 'hey '
 Well guess whut?
 What?
 She didn't lyke you very mauch becoase when you were not looking, I was touching her butt
 Oh, Yaise?
 Yais.
 Was it round or scquare 'couse if you say round we did naut touch downe there
 Oh no, it was round and I squeezd it so hard that she poot her candybare
 Boout it woould'av made a sound?
 Oh it did, littel gae!
 Really?
 It went like this: "Tooky Toobap! Oouhoohooo oooughhhua oghouhoom!"
 Did she do you a-caise?
 Yeis, fifty seven times and in every-plaice!
 Did u dew the naked? Ant doge & cathe chaise?
 Yaise.
 What's her name?
 Uhh, it's Ricardiohr
 WHAT'S HER NAME?
 UHH, it's Rhymainne
 PLEIASE!
 WHAT?!
 Just say YOU DON'T KNOW!
 I don't know!?
 She's a pyussycathe ho!
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 I saw your mother and she is a Ho
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 I saw your mother and she is a Ho
 *whistelettes*
 Hey Hashimere,
 WAIT, HOLD MY LEASHE CARD--Here it is, don't smadge on the camras to the case!
 OKAY.
 I go to the badgheroom not to shafe but to touche a ladie on tha tooitet crayte saex.
 Oh, how many ladies? Eleven or eight?
 Oh no! More thaan this! With threae halfe his age.
 You mean like that movie Home With No Adulrents? With that ked who puts his hands on his ears and screams like a raipe?
 Oh, yes I know this casset. I have it.
 Oh, can I borrow it?
 Hmm. No you cann't.
 Oh then can I photo-copi it??
 NO YOU CAN'T.
 Oh. Can I have it?
 YES YOU CAN TELL ME, what's your name?
 Ohh, it's Ricardior!
 I said WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
 OHHH, it's Rhjermaine!
 PLEEASE!!
 WHAT?!
 Just say YOU DON'T KNOW!
 I don't know!?
 She's a pyussycathe ho!
 Pyussycathe, Pyussycathe, Pyussycathe Ho
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 I saw your mother and she is a Ho
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 I saw your mother and she is a Ho