You Would Give Me Kiss If I Were On Soccer Team

Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team
 Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... Yes, You would give me kiss if I were on the soccer team,
 I know this because you are girlfriend of Rasheem.
 If I had a jersey with my number on the back,
 Then you would be my girlfriend and you would give me smack.
 When I'd dial a telephone call you would call me back,
 You would take me for a ride in your Cadillac.
 You would give me milk, to go with my Apple Jack,
 but you dont. This hurt Hashmere like a thumb tack.
 I play chess, but you dont care,
 still like soccer player with his very long hair.
 And I ask for half a candy-cane you would not share,
 This made me mad like a big grizzly bear!
 Every time I try out for team I get chopped,
 Coach says to me, Hashmeer you need to stop.
 No I do not care, and I keep on trying because I think
 you would give me kiss if I were on soccer team.
 Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team.
 Know what I mean? Know what I mean?
 Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team.
 Know what I mean? Know what I mean?
 I like to paint, and I like to draw.
 but that doesn't mean I can kick a soccer ball.
 You dont even say hi when you see me in the hall.
 Tried to give you kiss but you push me and I fall.
 If I wore the Umbros and a pair of cleats,
 then you would want to do a sex on the bed sheets.
 Then we would go out and get a bite to eat.
 We would have a sandwich with lettuce and meat.
 Then we'd go back home and watch Jerry Letterman.
 I know you like Rasheem but Hashmeres the better man.
 He might be good at soccer but I think he's too mean.
 You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team!
 Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team.
 Know what I mean? Know what I mean?
 Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team.
 Know what I mean? Know what I mean?
 For two weeks I practice night and day,
 but I'm still not good enough for the portion that we play.
 Guess what I discover while I'm at the Jiffy Lube?
 Hashmere is very good at Rubik's Cube.
 I can separate white and red from the green,
 I will chop a pony (and slightly give you teen?)
 and yes, I am better at the Rubik's Cube than James Dean,
 and I am better at the Rubik's Cube than Charlie Sheen.
 If my pants be dirty I wash them and they're clean.
 Could have been my queen,
 I could have been your king,
 but now all women want to date this mean machine.
 I dont need you bitch, I'm on the Rubik's Cube team!
 Rubik's, Rubik's, Rubik's... I dont need you and I dont need your soccer team
 Cuz now bitch I'm on the Rubik's Cube team.
 Know what I mean? Know what I mean?
 Rubik's, Rubik's, Rubik's... I dont need you bitch or your soccer team
 Know what I mean? Know what I mean?