Everything She Ain’t

She ain't a peach you oughta be picking
 She ain't the cup of tea you oughta be sipping
 She treats you like you're broke, like you need fixing
 You ain't getting nothing back for all that you're giving
 And if you're good with who you're kissing, c'est la vie
 But I can show you what you're missing, yeah boy, I can be
 The whiskey in your soda, the lime to your Corona
 Shotgun in your Tacoma, the Audrey to your Hank
 She's got a little style and a Hollywood smile
 But believe me, honey, good as money in the bank
 I'm everything she is and everything she ain't
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 She sees diamonds but I'm seeing stars
 You should leave her on an island, dance with me in this bar
 Honey, there's plenty of fish in the sea
 But if you take a second look, you'll see there's only one of me
 The whiskey in your soda, the lime to your Corona
 Shotgun in your Tacoma, the Audrey to your Hank
 She's got a little style and a Hollywood smile
 But believe me, honey, good as money in the bank
 I'm everything she is and everything she ain't
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 She's all wrong for you
 Just the girl-next-door you know is right as rain
 The whiskey in your soda, the lime to your Corona
 Shotgun in your Tacoma, the Audrey to your Hank
 She's got a little style and a Hollywood smile
 But believe me, honey, good as money in the bank
 I'm everything she is and everything she ain't
 Yeah, I'm everything she is and everything she ain't