Janice At The Hotel Bar

She believes in face cream at the Walgreens
 And ruby red lips
 She'd take a vodka over dessert
 Sugar goes straight to your hips
 She don't smoke cigarettes 'cause it ain't lady-like
 She'll cuss like a sailor
 She ain't afraid to fight
 She mows her own lawn
 And talks on her landline
 She's got a granddaughter, still single
 Can't say she's surprised
 Eats sardines by the can
 And berries from a vine
 Be careful with the truth, girl
 But don't you ever lie
 And stay off the pills
 But get on the pill if you ain't ready to start a family
 And pay all your bills
 But give some away
 All that money won't make you happy
 Make good love, good company
 Drink good wine, make good coffee
 Keep your chin up, but every once in awhile
 Have a good cry
 Go on and make a good livin' girl, don't forget
 To make a good life
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 She says all men are babies and that's just how they roll
 They'll drive you crazy like a run in your hose
 One day you might want one
 Make sure he's your best friend
 'Cause if he can make you laugh
 You might just make it 'til the end
 Stay off the pills
 But get on the pill if you ain't ready to start a family
 And pay all your bills
 But give some away
 All that money won't make you happy
 Make good love, good company
 Drink good wine, raise good babies
 Keep your chin up
 Ain't nothin' wrong with makin' a good wife
 Go on and make a good livin' girl, don't forget
 To make a good life
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 And we were talkin' like old friends
 Down at that hotel bar
 She said a glass of red every day
 Is damn good for the heart
 She said I'm not trying to preach
 But it's just my own two cents
 That the prize is looking back
 And knowing it was all time well-spent
 Paris in the spring, in 1973
 She said if there is a Heaven
 Well that's right where I'll be
 We said our goodbyes
 She gave me a wink and grabbed her coat to leave
 I won't ever forget everything Janice said to me
 Make good love, good company
 Drink good wine, make good coffee
 Make a life so good that you ain't gotta live it twice
 Go on and make a good livin' girl, don't forget
 To make a good life
 Go on and make a good life