Holden Caulfield

I've got lots of fake friends
 They've got lots of fake phones
 And whenever I call them
 They're never at home
 I see them on the street and they smile at me
 But when I'm alone I'm always alone
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 And you make me feel like Holden Caulfield
 When you act like such a phony
 Still I wish that you'd phone me
 Phone me
 Your fake politeness makes me paranoid
 You're so self-righteous
 I'm so annoyed
 I'll laugh at you call you a hypocrite
 But I'll cry 'cause you don't tell me your secrets
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 I look up words in the dictionary
 I paste them on my wall
 So I can impress somebody
 If somebody calls
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 You smile at me but you just look like a liar
 Cause I know you wouldn't piss on me if I was on fire
 And I am on fire
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 I left lots of messages
 I left a trail
 Leading here to where I'm sitting bitter, cynical
 I left lots of letters guess they're lost in the mail
 Oh I left lots of litter to mark where I've failed
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