Evening Of Swing (Has Been Cancelled)

I fell asleep amongst the boulders strewn between
 Glyder Fach and Glyder Fawr
 And I saw in a dream
 Your charmless associates in a stretch limousine
 They were plunging headlong into a ravine
 And your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
 Your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
 Your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
 Your Evening of Swing
 Came the behemoth, seven score and nine
 To rescue all the children from their parents on the line
 And they took them to a crash site
 Unfurled a ball of twine
 And tied a bunch of flowers around the speed limit sign
 No more the Multiplex
 Stood in its stead
 Pleasure grounds with maize in the shape of a sled
 Outside the Gielgud, a neon sign read:
 "Equus On The Buses", starring Mr Ed
 And your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
 Your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
 Your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
 Your Evening of Swing
 And a plague fell upon the Retail Park
 And a storm broke over Henman Hill
 And the christening party arsehole
 Who hitherto had blurred
 My conception of man as nature's final word
 Was fleeing from the lava
 His SatNav pleading thus:
 "I'm not from round here mate, you should have got the bus"
 Enter then a real rat pack
 Millions pouring in
 And Ezekiel punched Dan Brown
 And the nights are drawing in
 And your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
 Your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
 Your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
 Your Evening of Swing