On The 'roids

Here comes The Black Horse
 There goes The Brown Cow
 Full of ringers of course
 Thrown up from The Plough
 The hoops and the stripes
 The halves and the quarters
 The Sunday morning rain
 The touchline refrain
 He's on the 'roids
 He's on the 'roids
 He's on the 'roids
 He's on the 'roids
 Just walk away John, come on
 Just walk away John, come on
 Just walk away John, come on
 Just walk away John because
 He's on the 'roids
 He's on the 'roids
 It's Lee's twenty-first
 But they're not coming in
 Because Bruiser McHuge
 Declares them too thin
 Annoyed and upset
 They head for elsewhere
 They normally argue the toss
 But besides being boss
 He's on the 'roids
 He's on the 'roids
 He's on the 'roids
 He's on the 'roids
 Just walk away John, come on
 Just walk away John, come on
 Just walk away John, come on
 Just walk away John because
 He's on the 'roids
 He's on the 'roids
 He used to lark with the dreads
 Now he's a nark on the steds
 He used to lark with the dreads
 Now he's a nark on the steds
 He used to lark with the dreads
 Now he's a nark on the steds
 He used to lark with the dreads
 Now he's a nark on the steds
 His paranoia is absurd
 Are you thinking about my bird?
 He's on the 'roids
 He's on the 'roids
 He's on the 'roids
 He's on the 'roids
 Just walk away John, come on
 Just walk away John, come on
 Just walk away John, come on
 Just walk away John because
 He's on the 'roids
 (Leave it be, let it go)
 He's on the 'roids
 (Don't be daft, don't you know)
 He's on the 'roids
 (Leave it be, let it go)
 He's on the 'roids
 (Don't be daft, don't you know)
 He's on the 'roids
 (Leave it be, let it go)
 He's on the 'roids
 (Don't be daft, don't you know)
 He's on the 'roids
 He's on the 'roids
 He's on the 'roids
 He's on the 'roids
 He's on the 'roids
 He's on the 'roids
 He's on the 'roids
 He's on the 'roids