Give Us Bubblewrap

Assorted nautical jigsaws
 Horticultural slideshows
 Another castle by Edward the First
 Another manor house supposedly cursed
 Don't they realise we're easily pleased?
 Don't they know that all they've really got to do is
 Give us bubblewrap
 Give us bubblewrap
 Give us bubblewrap
 And stick the Apple Mac in the car park
 Take a typical warlord
 Psychological nightmare
 The inhumanity, oppression and greed
 The stiff missionary
 The poor kind Bede [?]
 Megalomaniacal, loaded for bear
 I think your diplomat should get over there and
 Give him bubblewrap
 Give him bubblewrap
 Give him bubblewrap
 And tell him Baccarat is illegal
 Thelwall Friday afternoon
 So much so for Brigadoon
 Oh sing song ping pong
 Fish fry whist drive
 Nurse just throw another log upon the fire and
 Give us bubblewrap
 Give us bubblewrap
 Give us bubblewrap
 Double wrap, other crap, have it back, no more booze, dinner queues, avenues, inner tubes