Totnes Bickering Fair

So much for your journey of self-discovery
 You had to cut it short, forgot your credit card
 The decree nisi came through this morning
 And I just called to say
 I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food
 I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food
 I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food
 And with the money saved take 'em to the zoo
 You quoted Goldman incorrectly as we strolled
 Your stab at solar heating just left me cold
 I want a sun tan, not Vashti Bunyan
 Therefore henceforth
 I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food
 I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food
 I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food
 And with the money saved take 'em to the zoo
 That donkey which you vowed to rescue done gone died
 So on its behalf...
 I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food
 I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food
 I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food
 And with the money saved take 'em to the zoo
 I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food
 I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food
 I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food
 And with the money saved take 'em to the zoo
 Not long now before lollipop men are called Darren