Tough Love

I don't know what hit me
 but my good sense up and quit me
 Left my job without getting my pay
 Had to take a loss, I put two holes in my boss
 I guess I gave my notice that way
 Drove home in a stolen car
 And you don't know how wrong you are
 When you say that crime doesn't pay
 Went and got the wife, told her starting a new life
 "When we leaving?", is all she did say
 With the sirens closing in, I told the wife we must begin
 Run before we go up in flames
 Police on our back, don't you know she had to pack
 Woo-hoo, that woman drives me insane
 Tough love
 We're bringing it to your town
 There ain't enough love
 We're spreading ours around
 Tough love
 We're bringing it to your town
 There ain't enough love
 We're spreading ours around
 Went and got a case of beer
 My wife took aim and shot his ear
 The guy behind the counter got rude
 I itched to take a shot, my wife said no
 That I should not soaked him in his own attitude
 When we finally hit the road
 All I could do not to explode
 This trucker forced his way into our lane
 It wasn't no big deal, my wife took aim and shot his wheel
 And left him in a ditch doused in flames
 Outside of that Memphis town
 Thought that we could settle down
 Maybe catch a movie and rest
 I had to shoot a man, talking while the movie ran
 Talking puts my nerves to the test
 Tough love
 Bringing it to your town
 There ain't enough love
 We're spreading ours around
 Tough love
 We're bringing it to your town
 There ain't enough love
 We're spreading ours around
 ♪
 Cross the desert had to go
 Headed down to Mexico
 Kept the death toll low as we could
 Hanging at a water stop
 Hadn't seen a single cop
 Then wife and I was feeling real good
 Along comes an SUV
 Crass against the scenery
 I didn't pay it no mind
 Two shots from a .44
 My wife shrugged, slammed the door
 And left that ugly driver behind
 Seems in short order we were standing at the border
 Turned around to where we begun
 What can I say, we be heading your way
 I guess we're having way too much fun
 Tough love
 Bringing it to your town
 There ain't enough love
 We're spreading ours around
 Tough love
 We're bringing it to your town
 There ain't enough love
 We're spreading ours around
 There ain't enough love
 We're spreading ours around