The List

I'm sitting in the minivan, it's about one a.m.
 I can't believe I'm hanging out with Margo Roth Spiegelman
 She hands me a grocery list, and I say "What is this?"
 She gives me a hundred dollars and says that should cover it
 Three whole catfish wrapped separately
 A six-pack of Mountain Dew, tissues, and some Veet
 A dozen tulips, a bottle of water
 A can of blue spray paint, a giant tub of Vaseline
 She told about the Vaseline very specifically
 There's a baby size, a mommy size, and a big fat daddy
 The daddy is the one I need, I don't know why I need it
 But you don't argue with Margo Roth Spiegelman, I agree
 Three whole catfish wrapped separately
 A six-pack of Mountain Dew, tissues, and some Veet
 A dozen tulips, a bottle of water
 A can of blue spray paint, a giant tub of Vaseline
 I walk up to the door of the grocery store
 Preparing myself for all the weird looks that I'm in for
 I mean, what do you do when the cashier looks at you
 And you've got those assorted items sitting there in front of you?
 Three whole catfish wrapped separately
 A six-pack of Mountain Dew, tissues, and some Veet
 A dozen tulips, a bottle of water
 A can of blue spray paint, a giant tub of Vaseline
 And a giant tub of Vaseline
 And a giant tub of Vaseline