If Pigs Had Wings - Live on Bob and Tom

If pigs had wings away they'd fly
 Up into heaven oh so high
 If pigs had wings away they'd soar
 Up in through heaven's golden door
 Oh look up yonder
 On the telephone line
 Just snortin'and a gruntin'
 It's a flock of swine
 If pigs had wings and birds had none
 My windshield wipers could barley run
 Snorting
 When it's hunting season on flying hogs
 It's such a strain on my retriever dog
 Above the lake
 I shot one down
 That hog swam off
 My puppy drown
 If pigs had wings
 (Away they'd fly)
 Away they'd fly
 (Up into heaven)
 Up into heaven
 Oh so high
 Sing like Dudley Dooright
 If pigs had wings
 Away they'd soar
 (Up into heaven's golden door)
 Up into heaven's golden door
 If pigs had wings