The One I Love

I got a gal with just one eye
 No depth of field but sweet as pie
 And I just don't careo
 If her vision is in stereo
 To me she'll always be the tops
 My sweet little cyclops
 She's the one-eye, one-eye, one-eye, one-eye
 She's the one-eye, one I love
 Now you might wonder what she's thinkin'
 'Cause it looks like she is winkin'
 In arguments I yell and cry
 But she just can't see the other side
 It's worse than it looks, says her mother
 'Cause she's blind in one, blond in the other
 She's the one-eye, one-eye, one-eye, one-eye
 She's the one-eye, one I love
 Now how it happened, she just won't spill
 Was it scissor sprint or William Tell?
 Well the eye got put out and was never found
 Gone to take a look around
 My Columbo cutie, Popeye punkin'
 Sammy Junior, Sandy Duncan
 She's the one-eye, one-eye, one-eye, one-eye
 She's the one-eye, one I love
 She's the one-eye, one-eye, one-eye, one-eye
 She's the one-eye, one I love
 She's the one-eye, one-eye, one-eye, one-eye
 She's the one-eye, one I love