Toast - Live

All around the country and coast to coast
 People always say what do you like most?
 I don't wanna brag I don't wanna boast
 I always tell 'em I like toast
 Yeah toast!
 Yeah toast!
 I get up in the morning 'bout six A. M.
 Have a little jelly have a little jam
 Take a piece of bread put it in the slot
 Push down the lever and the wires get hot
 I get toast
 Yeah toast!
 Yeah toast!
 Now there's no secret to toasting perfection
 There's a dial on the side then you make your selection
 Push to the dark or the light and then
 If it pops too soon press down again
 Make toast
 Yeah toast!
 Yeah toast!
 When the first caveman drove in from the dregs
 Didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs
 Must've been a genius got it in his head
 Plug the toaster in the wall buy a bag of bread make toast
 Yeah toast!
 Uh toast?
 Oui monsieur bonjour croquette
 Uh huh croissant et vous et ver
 Maurice Chevalier Eiffel Tower
 Oui Marie baguette bonsoir
 French toast!
 French toast!
 In Chicago or on the Bob And Tom Show
 Yeah toast!
 Good on ya'
 Toast