#NeverUseTheInternetAgain

This- this is- this is- this is the-
 This- this is the jam
 Never use the internet again! (huh)
 Never use the internet again! (c'mon)
 Never use the internet again! (huh)
 Never use the internet again! (c'mon)
 I used to waste time scrolling through my Facebook wall
 20 minutes of my life I could never get back
 Couple times a day, before I knew, I'd lost an hour
 Productivity'd be far away like Okinawa
 Facebook friends are not my real amigos
 Checking for comments and shares, jacking off my ego
 Anything to get a fucking "like"
 One day, I decided I should get a fucking life, get it right
 Social networks are not the only infection
 GPS be fucking up cats' sense of direction
 Thought your navigation skills had to be fly
 You ain't know left from right when your battery died, bitch
 The homies in your posse all be waiting
 But you too busy checking Tumblr porno, masturbating
 Maybe you should be a better friend
 Never use the internet again
 Never use the internet again! (huh)
 Never use the internet again! (c'mon)
 Never use the internet again! (huh)
 Never use the internet again! (c'mon)
 Never use the internet again! (huh)
 Never use the internet again! (c'mon)
 Never use the internet again! (huh)
 Never use the internet again! (c'mon)
 Everyday the bullshit worsen
 Order a pizza like a fucking person
 Match.com like an online pimp
 Step to a girl in real life, you fucking wimp
 Internet journalism, here's what you're gonna find
 Everyone who can't get paid for it does it online
 Most of the ones online that's getting paid suck too
 Fuck you!
 I swear I'm about to motherfucking lose it
 YouTube has ads on all the best music
 For all the worst music, YouTube Awards?
 Did you forget? You can't have awards, you're the fucking internet!
 The shit is like a motherfucking drug
 That all goes away if I pull the fucking plug
 Put your faith in something on which you can depend
 Never use the internet again
 Never use the internet again! (huh)
 Never use the internet again! (c'mon)
 Never use the internet again! (huh)
 Never use the internet again! (c'mon)
 Never use the internet again! (huh)
 Never use the internet again! (c'mon)
 Never use the internet again! (huh)
 Never use the internet again! (c'mon)
 Get up and clap your hands, huh
 And listen to the МP3
 Get up and clap your hands, huh
 And listen to the МP3
 Get up and clap your hands, huh
 And listen to the МP3
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 Never use the internet again! (huh)
 Never use the internet again! (c'mon)
 Never use the internet again! (huh)
 Never use the internet again! (c'mon)
 Never use the internet again!
 Never use the internet again!