dating apps (demo)

You got the hipsters with their DJ decks
 The one who's only there for sex
 Your mate from across the road
 Your housemate's younger brother
 And a boy that was your lover
 Before his shit chat showed
 An ex or a few
 From years one or two
 They always seem to appear
 It's this silly little game, don't know their last name
 Only if they're far or near
 So, why
 Do we spend all our time swiping left and right?
 To reply to one more "Hey, what are you doing tonight?"
 We know
 We're not gonna find our Prince Charming
 Wait, you know that, don't you, darling?
 Swiping through pictures of a hundred men
 They only give us stories to tell at breakfast
 "Girls, look what he just text us"
 When he was drunk, on Hinge at 4:00 a.m.
 Don't look like they do on paper
 Not shocked if he's a player
 All of your housemates also matched with him
 How many times can you answer the question
 "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
 Bored of this happening again and again
 They hit you with a chat-up line
 And then they don't even reply for five hours of the day
 A dog in half their pics, their bio references says that
 Big hands is what they all say
 Christ, when they ask to switch to Snapchat or Insta'
 You feel like you're back in year ten
 Playing 21 Questions, body count's not impressive
 Wait, are these boys or men?
 So why
 Does Tinder try to get us to Super Like?
 They won't reply
 If they think you've fallen in love at first sight
 We know
 Not gonna find our Prince Charming
 Wait, you know that, don't you, darling?
 Swiping through pictures of a hundred men
 They only give us stories to tell at breakfast
 "Girls, look what he just text us"
 When he was drunk, on Hinge at 4:00 a.m.
 Don't look like they do on paper
 Not shocked if he's a player
 All of your housemates also matched with him
 How many times can you answer the question
 "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
 Bored of this happening again and again
 And I don't wanna hear about
 How Amelia let you down
 Or how Ella messed you around everyday
 That's great that Soph comes 'round after dark
 But I promise, I won't play that part
 You know I don't think that we've got a spark anyway
 So, not gonna find our Prince Charming
 Wait, you know that, don't you, darling?
 Swiping through pictures of a hundred men
 They only give us stories to tell at breakfast
 "Girls, look what he just text us"
 When he was drunk, on Hinge at 4:00 a.m.
 Don't look like they do on paper
 Not shocked if he's a player
 All of your housemates also matched with him
 How many times can you answer the question
 "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
 Bored of this happening again and again