First McDonell's on the Moon

First McDonell's on the moon
 Taking applications this afternoon
 Bernie Sanders got me 15 dollars an hour
 Flipping burgers in a meteor shower
 If you don't commute its a living wage
 So I'm down here in a manmade cave
 800 stories down in a tenement crater town
 First McDonell's on the moon
 Cheap food and a clean bathroom
 All the amenities you would presume
 But the meat comes from laboratories
 A 3D printer makes the orders
 Eat your meal in a hologram
 In a forest or in the sand
 800 stories down in a tenement crater town
 First McDonell's on the moon
 Been open since June
 But the time is strange
 And the weather don't change
 Ronell's the only thing that looks the same
 Makeup on, great big grin
 Like he's laughing at the shape we're in
 But we're lucky to get free from 180 degrees
 And the rising of the plastic seas
 Taking what's left of the trees
 First McDonell's on the moon
 More franchises coming soon
 I heard there's one's opening up on Mars
 In a tower shinier than the stars
 Same building they're holding Trump
 The other billionaires finally locked him up
 Can't miss it got his name on the front
 He's in a penthouse cell way up at the top
 And I'm down here where the poor folks rot
 800 stories down in a tenement crater town
 Welcome to McDonell's on the moon. How may I take your order?