Esquire

born as a human, innocence and light,
 up till the age of five
 'loved all the movies where the bad guys win
 now he lives the life
 a hand shake that feels li
 ke your holding a fish
 he's got a summer place
 on the river styx
 he's shifty, and crafty and evil as sin
 if he knocks on your door don't let him in
 and he's richer than foz,
 believes in no cause
 and he's lower than all the underworld
 the prince of my darkness, the king of all lies
 first name, last name, comma, "esquire"
 'talks for a living wi
 th his forked tongue
 1-800-sleeeze
 a condo in fiji, four ex-wives so far
 it's got to justify his fees
 hide your pets, lock your windows and doors, or
 or pack a bag and push the gas to the floor
 one bite from his fangs, an
 d the next thing you know
 you'll be sending him checks forever more
 -repeat chorus-
 i only wanted someone to plead my cause
 how was i to know he was a
 bottom feeding scum-bag after all
 -repeat chorus-