Glen's Hair

glen's hair is gone
 he's out to fool the whole world
 his weave is strong
 it won't blow off within a big whirlwind,
 it's all tied in
 held by staples and strands
 he's a renaissance man,
 glen
 please, give me a call
 i left it on his voice mail ten years ago
 a half a dozen emails, where did he go
 glen's chasin' the gold
 has it gone to his head
 are his follicles dead
 la, la, la, la, la, la,
 glen's hair is gone, ya'll, long gone
 la, la, la, la, la
 you're walking away from the looks nature made
 nobody knows but everyone
 who's got a brain
 -solo-
 where did he go
 glen's chasing the gold
 has it gone to his head
 are his follicles dead
 la, la, la, la, la, la,
 glen's hair is gone, ya'll, all gone
 la, la, la, la, la
 totally gone