The Pitiful Children

Christine is begging for assistance, Jeremy!
 She's helpless and craving
 She clearly needs saving
 And you hold the key
 Wo-ah!
 Jeremy
 If you get her corrected
 You'll both be connected
 Literally
 Wo-oah
 She's lost and overcome with hesita-a-ation
 She wished she knew what life was all about
 A SQUIP can fix her current situa-ation
 Things improve without a doubt
 It'll be you who helped her out
 Let's save the pitiful children
 Woah
 Let's save the pitiful children
 Woah
 Let's teach the pitiful children, who just haven't a clue
 Just what to do
 He-elp them to he-e-elp you
 Ladies' running shoes? There's gotta be enough SQUIPS in here for.
 The entire school?
 Now put those pills in that beaker and fill it with Mountain Dew!
 Can you see the vision clearly, Jeremy?
 People embracing
 And interfacing
 Beep bop boop boop
 Christine will be so thoroughly deli-i-ghted
 When you improve the lives of all her peers
 Sync the school, get everyone united
 Jocks and geeks will hug and chat, while--
 Scuse me, what the frick is that?
 A supercomputer from Japan that solves all your problems...
 Uh, and mountain dew
 Okay!
 Ah, yeah!
 Let's save the pitiful children!
 Wo-oah
 Let's save the pitiful children!
 Beep bop boo beep bop boo beep bop boo beep
 Let's teach the pitiful children, who just haven't a clue
 Just what to do
 He-elp them to he-elp you
 (Vocalizing)
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 Let's save the pitiful children
 Beep beep beep beep boop
 Let's save the pitiful children
 SQUIP, SQUIP, SQUIP, SQUIP, SQUIP, SQUIP, SQUIP, SQUIP
 Let's teach the pitiful children, who just haven't a clue
 If that's what we do
 If that's what we do
 Then
 Everything about us is going to be wonderful
 We love everything about SQUIPs
 Everything about us is going to be so alive
 We could never live without SQUIPs
 You won't feel left out or unsure
 Not pitiful children anymore
 'Cause
 Everything about us is going to be cool
 When... we... rule!