Santa is a Redneck (Bubba J)

I was working at the Exxon station
 About 40 miles north of Bowling Green
 I saw a bright red light
 In the darkness of the night
 That's when the strangest rig pulled in that I had ever seen
 Eight reindeer and an old guy in a red sleigh
 I though I smelled Jack Daniels on his clothes
 He was fumbling with a map
 It was spread out on his lap
 He had Hank Williams Jr. cranked up on his radio
 That's why I believe that Santa is a redneck
 Eatin' barbeque has made him fat
 He's got an I Love Earnhardt sticker on the tailgate of his sleigh
 And a big white mullet underneath his hat
 Through the busted screen door I could see inside
 Mrs. Clause was on the couch with tobacco in her mouth
 That trailer wern't the only thing thas was double wide
 That's why I believe that Santa is a redneck
 And I know why the reindeer stay in line
 He keeps a rifle there behind him in the gun rack
 I'd fly too if I thought he might shoot off my behind
 [Music Break]
 That's why I believe that Santa is a redneck
 Last summer I saw him on the lake
 He had a laid back attitude and an outboard Evinrude
 Bass fishing from the back of his Red Snake