Gaston (Reprise) - Remastered 2018

Help! Someone help me!
 Maurice?
 Please! Please, I need your help!
 He's got her, he's got her locked in the dungeon!
 Who?
 Belle. We must go! Now! Not a minute to lose!
 Whoa! Slow down, Maurice. Who's got Belle locked in a dungeon?
 A beast! A horrible, monstrous beast!
 Is it a big beast?
 Huge!
 With a long, ugly snout?
 Hideously ugly!
 And sharp, cruel fangs?
 Yes, yes! Will you help me?
 All right, old man, we'll help you out
 You will? Oh thank you, thank you, thank you!
 Crazy old Maurice
 Heh heh! He's always good for a laugh
 Crazy old Maurice, hmm?
 Crazy old Maurice. Hmm...
 Lefou, I'm afraid I've been thinking
 A dangerous pastime
 I know
 But that wacky old coot is Belle's father
 And his sanity's only so-so
 Now the wheels in my head have been turning
 Since I looked at that loony old man
 See, I promised myself I'd be married to Belle
 And right now I'm evolving a plan
 If I...
 Yes?
 Then we...
 No, would she?
 Guess!
 Now I get it!
 Let's go!
 No one plots like Gaston
 Takes cheap shots like Gaston
 Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston
 So his marriage we soon'll be celebrating!
 My, what a guy, Gaston!