Christian Baby Blood

Alright everybody
 This guy's gonna sing a song for us!
 When Christian scribes revised the Bible
 Ever wise, they devised the blood libel
 Oh, I've heard of that!
 And anyone who doesn't think it's true
 Has never tasted Christian babe au jus
 Of all the rituals that make our Hebrew hearts tick
 There's a particular trick we find the most cathartic
 Circumcision's not the one
 Nor the bacon that we shun
 Nor the usury we practice just for fun
 It's when we raise a glass and drink a toast to Christian baby blood
 What do Christians feed their babes to make em taste so good?
 There's never been a beverage more misunderstood
 Than delicious, nutritious Christian baby blood
 L'chaim!
 Hey!
 More refreshing than Botox or a facelift
 Is a hearty stein of Christian baby platelets
 We gather lots of Christian tykes
 Then we picks the ones we likes
 And we drain each tender vein and shout
 "Hurrah!"
 That's how we raise a glass and drink a toast to Christian baby blood
 We'd bottle the blood of every Christian toddler if we could
 We've drunk the waspy baby hemoglobin since the flood
 It's euphoric, non-caloric
 It's Christian baby blood
 L'chaim!
 Hey!
 For a Jew to be true to the Talmud
 For the tribe he must imbibe a bit of baby blood
 Jewish babies are too pricey
 Buddhist babies are too spicy
 Muslim babies are too dicey
 And the Scientologist babies have no blood
 But you don't have to be a kike to take a swig, sir
 Anyone can partake of this elixer
 Find yourself a Christian tot
 With a boo-boo on his butt
 And before it starts to clot
 Hold your lips up to the spot
 Then pour a shot
 Down the hatch
 Down the hatch
 Hatch, hatch, hatch
 Hey!
 Let's all now raise a glass and drink a toast to Christian baby blood
 What's in Christian mothers' tits to make it taste so good?
 No plasma's as orgasmic for the kosher vampirehood
 Beautiful
 So we knock past the lips and drink Christian baby blood
 Yes, we knock it past the lips and drink Christian baby blood
 Forever knockin' back the lips and drink Christian baby blood
 Heideldy didledy di
 L'chaim!