The Story of My Life

I wanna make your morning coffee
 Even learn to scramble eggs
 And cut my face because you used
 My razor on your legs
 And tell the cop who wants me to move
 I'm just waiting for my wife
 I want you to write
 The story of my life
 I want to get you girlie stuff
 Embarrassed at the store
 And take you on a date
 And wait for you and hold the door
 And when the guys say lets go out I'll say
 Let me check it with my wife
 I want you to write
 The story of my life
 I've been looking all my life
 Always on my own
 But in your eyes I've found the only
 Truth I've ever known
 Everything I've ever wanted
 Is right there in your smile
 Without you I'm an inch
 But with you I'm a mile
 I want to hold your hand at night
 Walking down the street
 And kiss you when I want to
 And sweep you off your feet
 And when they ask, where's the couch go?
 I'll say you'll have to ask my wife
 I want you to write
 The story of my life