No One Loves You Any Better Than Your M-O-Double-M-Y (adaptation) - adaption

Listen, all you rolling stones
 When you leave your happy homes
 When you start leaving your own people
 Things all seem to go wrong
 There's a saying old today
 Chicks come home to roost they say
 But let me tell you one thing
 When you wander away
 No one loves you
 Any better than your
 M-O double M-Y
 And when you start to cry
 She'll dry each tearful
 Make you cheerful
 No matter where you roam
 Your thoughts always stray
 Back to that little shack
 A cozy, little nest so far away
 M is for the mince pies she used to bake
 O is for the oatmeal she'd always make
 Double M is for the many miles you had to roam
 and Y is that you're yearning just to get back home
 And though you roam this whole world over
 Sure a love like hers you can't buy
 'Cause no one loves you
 Any better than your
 M-O-double M-Y oh yeah!
 A cozy little nest so far away
 M is that she misses you, she's all alone
 O is that you only want to get back home
 Double M is for the many months of care and strife
 and Y is that she'll yearn for you all through life
 And though you roam this whole world over
 Sure a love like hers you can't buy
 'Cause on one loves you
 Any better than your
 M-O double M-Y
 M-O double M-Y
 M-O double M-Y
 MOMMY!