Broadcast Malfunction (Skit)

This is not a test
 This is your emergency broadcast system announcing
 That every individual must fend for him or herself (You will not survive)
 We regret to inform you that medical, police, fire
 And all other services will not be returning (Kill your friends)
 Any individual impersonating police, fire, or medical services is out to get you
 (Kill your neighbor)
 This is the ends
 We as a species have failed this planet
 Unfortunately at this point in time
 Survival of the human race is highly unlikely
 Trust not your neighbor
 Not your friends
 Not your family
 No individual is deemed safe
 This is the ends
 Take any precautions you deem necessary to protect your own self and survive
 (You will not survive)
 Survive you must survive
 Kill your friends, kill your family, kill your neighbor
 Survive survive this is the ends
 The fucking ends fucking fuck