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It's a game because you lose
 It's a show because all the world is watching you
 "Kill everyone," they said
 "It'll be fun," they said
 Now you're in Jeopardy
 There's no running from me
 How entertaining
 If the Vice is Right
 That's all the time we have tonight
 Thanks for playing
 What's behind curtain number three?
 Tell 'em, Davey
 A shiney new eternity
 It's just a shame you'll never see
 'Cause it's rigged against you
 I'm just here to collect you
 Now you're in Jeopardy
 There's no running from me
 How entertaining
 If the Vice is Right
 That's all the time we have tonight
 Thanks for playing
 No new car, no get away
 Every star must fade away
 For all to see
 On daytime TV
 Now you're in Jeopardy
 There's no running from me
 Thanks for playing
 If the Vice is Right
 That's all the time we have tonight
 Thanks for playing