Fazers

Follow the light, the light is your guide
 I am controller of Planet X
 And I've invited you here
 To discuss something that's very important
 King Geedorah, take me to your leader
 Quick to claim that he not no snake like, me neither
 They need to take a breather
 He been rhyming longer than Sigmund the sea creature
 Been on Saturday feature, pleased to meet cha'
 And came to wake you up out the deep sleeper, like
 He needed to stop before he caught the knee-drop
 Even give you more zip-zip then ZZ Top
 On full beers though shall not ball corners
 Geedorah like, one more step, and y'alls goners
 So-called rich, front if y'all wanna
 When he spit electrics, don't be in y'all saunas
 He only here to warn us what the plan is
 The hour is upon us, it's bananas
 Born alone die alone, no matter who your man is
 Hope he live long enough to tell it to his grandkids
 King Geedorah, three-finger ring fever
 Spring chicken eater, ID'ed as the ringleader
 Who needs a heater, catch 'em with bare hands
 These same hands that make razors out beer cans
 His own biggest fan
 And got a fan base as big as Japan
 Yeah, and?
 All hail the king and give him three cheers, fam
 Like, hip hip hooray
 Do his thing for the little kids like Sling Blade
 To the grave, put in work like a slave
 On how to flip scripts on the dipstick brigade
 Rock 'em like "su-su-sudio" played
 Back when we used to rock the shag, no fade
 This skilled trade like a tailor made suede
 Hit the studio and I'm paid
 Half upfront, half upon mastering
 Would you like that in cash, last thing you should ask the king
 You don't have to be no crystal ball reader
 Allergic to salt pita, used to be a wall beater
 In the game like a Wall Street cheater
 A lot of rap noise is annoying like Cita
 Turn into a triple-X monster from a fairy tale movie
 He don't know me very well, do he?
 King Geedorah, crush on his seed's teacher
 They need to pay her better, she had nothing on the reefer
 Heifer and I had to offer her a stick of gum
 She was as thick as they come and taught a strict curriculum
 Which is only good for my son
 When I'm in the hood, razor's on tongue
 Nowadays, it's amazing raising young
 Rule number one, keep your fazers on stun