Big Heart

Well I'm here with a new proclamation
 To rid the world of evil and super spies
 A new hero for an apathetic nation
 Like a Tranformer, more to me than meets the eye
 But sometimes I do fear I'm under-qualified
 I don't have powers, no x-ray sight
 I don't have wings and I'm afraid of heights
 I once tried on a ferris wheel in New York
 I thought I'd maybe die
 I'm not that strong, I don't lift cars
 I've got no job, but I've got a big heart
 Sometimes when I think I've been shot at
 I wet myself and cry
 Once caught four albino doughnut robbers
 Twice covered in grease by a chick named Duchess Fries
 Three times I was knocked out by a mango from Kid Atilla
 Man, I really hate that guy
 But like my girl always says
 What can the world expect?
 You only doing your best
 But still I feel less
 I don't have powers, no x-ray sight
 I don't have wings and I'm afraid of heights
 I once tried on a ferris wheel in New York
 I thought I'd maybe die
 I'm not that strong, I don't lift cars
 I've got no job, but I've got a big heart
 Sometimes when I think I've been shot at
 I wet myself and cry
 And when it comes, my final gasp
 I'm hoping that my name will last
 As a hero who stood up against the bad
 Never turned his back
 But never did, I run way
 And never did I save the day
 Cuz if asteroids hit and make hippos fly
 I'm not your guy
 I don't have powers, no x-ray sight
 I don't have wings cuz I'm afraid of heights
 I once tried on a ferris wheel in New York
 I thought I'd maybe die
 I'm not that strong, I don't lift cars
 I've got no job, but I've got a big heart
 And that counts much more than a square jaw
 So tell your friends, with my weak chin,
 I'm here to win
 Tell everyone I've arrived