Great Lakes Avengers (Live)

I tried to join the X-Men
 But I think they're maybe racist
 Just because I'm human they don't want my help it seems it doesn't really matter if your super power's firing tuna melts
 I tried to the join the Justice League
 But Batman was a douche to me
 And Black Canary wouldn't tell me hi
 And Plastic Man changed to a middle finger
 That was thirty stories high
 I got a message from the Great Lakes Avengers
 They offered me a membership but I did not accept
 Cuz they're a walking disaster
 Like a narwhal with a fireball
 They just don't make sense at all
 They're the worst heroes of all time
 To call themselves Avengers is a crime
 Marcel Marceau was Europe's favorite mime
 So I guess I'll look around
 I tried to join Green Lantern Corps
 Those Guardians were such a bore
 They said no way but I wasn't surprised
 That's okay those uniforms were so tight
 That I feared they'd chafe my thighs
 I tried to join Fantastic Four
 I didn't even reach the door
 Who thought that H.E.R.B.I.E.'s such a serious guy?
 The reason I was told I could not join
 Was their car could not seat five
 I got a message from the Great Lakes Avengers
 They offered me a membership but I did not accept
 Cuz they're a walking disaster
 Like a narwhal with a fireball
 They just don't make sense at all
 They're the worst heroes of all time
 To call themselves Avengers is a crime
 Marcel Marceau was Europe's favorite mime
 So I guess I'll look around
 But yeah they just kept calling me and hounding me
 They said I'd fit their line-up to a tee
 And as my options they were dwindling down
 I kept holding out for something better I thought
 Was in store for me, in store for me, in store for me
 Doom Patrol ((no way)), Cyberforce ((no way))
 Alpha Flight ((no way)), also you are not Canadian
 Power Pack ((too old)), JSA ((too young))
 Birds of Prey ((you're a dude))
 So I guess I'll join the Great Lakes Avengers
 They offered me a membership and so I did accept
 Though they're a walking disaster
 I find their heart of gold is something that cannot be sold
 Cuz they're the worst heroes of all time
 It's remarkable they ever stop a crime
 Sitting poolside with free beer and lime
 So I guess I'll stick around
 So I guess I'll stick around
 So I guess I'll stick around
 Yeah I guess I'll stick around