Comic Shop

Yeah...
 Uh huh
 So damn nerdy
 I'll take you to the comic shop
 Show you all the bills I drop
 When I grab my pull list box
 Wednesday's when the comics drop (woah)
 I'll take you to the comic shop
 Boy variants are what I bought
 I'll keep spending all I got
 Keep reading 'til the series stops (woah)
 You can have it your way, how do you want it
 You can wait for the trade or you can back issue on it
 Appeal rising, as you go head off to Dark Horse
 Reading Dr. Horrible and rooting for Bad Horse
 I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple
 If you reading X-Men, I'll be reading X-Men
 Witchblade, FF, Usagi Yojimbo
 Mainstream, Indy, or whatever you into
 Got my eye on you, I'm the Strange Doctor
 Have your friends teasing you 'bout how nerdy I gotcha
 Wanna test my geek knowledge, girl, no problem
 Like Batman's crime scenes, girl I'll solve 'em
 I'm a seasoned vet when it comes to this place
 They know me by name, they get me birthday cake
 I'm trying to explain baby the best way I can
 There were a ton of Iron Fists yeah before Danny Rand (ha ha)
 I'll take you to the comic shop
 Show you all the bills I drop
 When I grab my pull list box
 Wednesday's when the comics drop (woah)
 I'll take you to the comic shop
 Boy variants are what I bought
 I'll keep spending all I got
 Keep reading 'til the series stops (woah)
 Girl what we read (what we read)
 And what we buy (and what we buy)
 Unlike other guys (other guys)
 I'm 'pressed with your pull list size (oh yeah)
 Read Walking Dead, girl, nice and slow
 Wanna hear my favorite part, here you go
 It's when Rick _______ and a ______ jail
 ____ Governer _____ and they ran off
 I see you walk through the door and the boys they whisper
 It's like a race girl to see who helps you quicker
 Heads turn like a spinner rack gathering your books
 Fanboys tripping off your nerdy good looks
 You read the right books at the right time
 Tastes congruent, your favorite heroes are mine
 So reflective on the passing of the Elf
 She bought a mini bust to put up on her figure shelf
 As long as she ain't stopping, homie I ain't stopping
 Buy every book on the shelf, bag & board 'em and box 'em
 Hanging with this girl's just like meeting my soul mate
 Makes me wish every single day was a Wednesday
 I'll take you to the comic shop
 Show you all the bills I drop
 When I grab my pull list box
 Wednesday's when the comics drop (woah)
 I'll take you to the comic shop
 Boy variants are what I bought
 I'll keep spending all I got
 Keep reading 'til the series stops (woah)
 I'll take you to the comic shop
 Show you all the bills I drop
 When I grab my pull list box
 Wednesday's when the comics drop (woah)
 I'll take you to the comic shop
 Boy variants are what I bought
 I'll keep spending all I got
 Keep reading 'til the series stops (woah)