Going Home

I pack my clothes and grab my single issues
 And wrap 'em up tight
 Make a list so my collection's complete
 Went to bed early, but I can't sleep
 Way too excited, been waiting all week
 Everyone's here so let's gas up the van
 Not enough room so we Tetris the bags
 We're on the road, we're going home
 To the place where wild nerds roam
 With pretty girls and dudes in capes
 Going to cons is our escape
 It's like a Mecca for geeks in a star-filled sky
 Where you can meet all your heroes and none of them fly
 We're on the road, we're going home,
 We're going home
 We melt the highway miles away like Sunfire
 No stopping tonight
 A Double-Double the only thing that could break our stride
 Born to Run blastin', we're rockin' with Bruce
 Through the dark knight we're flyin' with nothing to lose
 Wind whipping by like a Banshee's scream
 The tail lights are draggin' like Omega Beams
 We're on the road, we're going home
 To the place where wild nerds roam
 With pretty girls and dudes in capes
 Going to cons is our escape
 It's like a Mecca for geeks in a star-filled sky
 Where you can meet all your heroes and none of them fly
 We're on the road, we're going home,
 We're going home
 Show's in sight, we can hardly wait
 Walking through the doors like they're pearly gates
 The smell of long boxes fills the open air
 Quarter bin orphans with a puppy stare
 You can feel the love flowing through the 10-foot aisles
 Slave Girl Leias with their knowing smiles...
 Yeah we've arrived...
 We're going home, we're going home
 To the place where wild nerds roam
 With pretty girls and dudes in capes
 Going to cons is our escape
 It's like a Mecca for geeks in a star-filled sky
 Where you can meet all your heroes and none of them fly
 We're on the road, we're going home, we're going home, we're going home, we're going home