Then Again, Maybe Not

You and I go back as far as I can
 remember when you told me you'd take the
 world over and I did think you crazy
 but also you did look hot in leather
 I foiled your plans and took you to jail,
 thought when you got out you'd work in retail
 but I find this monthly dance we're dancing,
 how bout less psychosis, more romancing?
 Hey, here's a thought,
 when you're done kicking my face in
 You and me, grab a bite
 and some flirty conversation
 Remember when your magic made me pregnant?
 'member when you turned Africa Asian?
 'member the kids album you released down under?
 But I still just want your number
 My friends they did tell me you're a nut job,
 but I have my hopes that you're a beer snob
 Others say your actions are demented,
 something's wrong with me that I'm attracted
 Hey, here's a thought,
 when you're done kicking my face in
 You and me, grab a bite
 and some flirty conversation
 Even your minions say
 when we're done hanging out,
 in your hideout you pout
 And I think that means we should split a burrito
 A night you and me,
 that's my one fantasy,
 to connect truthfully
 and you'll find I'm more than
 Lunch for a saber-
 tooth tiger with lasers
 That's covered with razors
 Hey, here's a thought,
 when you're done kicking my face in
 You and me, grab a bite
 and some flirty conversation
 We can both split the bill,
 so there is no implication
 Then again, maybe not...