Bro Ho

Well she will change your tires
 and she can build real nice fires
 and then she fulfills my desires
 after we watch a bit a MacGyver
 cause She's my Bro Ho
 She really looks good in a dress, yo
 but don't tell her She won't think so
 She works at a head shop out in Noho
 She takes her coffee with no sugar or cream
 She's good around the bedroom if you know what I mean
 She lets one loose right after eating some beans
 She can rip one through her trousers and then fix all the seems
 She's my Bro Ho
 I try to tell her but she don't know
 that she's a woman and I know so
 she even dips me when we tango, oh no
 She's watching gory movies without any regrets
 She's tells my don't be frightened its just special effects
 She's gaming on my xbox always leveling up
 but theres a meal on the table and my laundry is done
 She's my Bro Ho
 She designed my bands logo
 well She's involved but she's no Yoko
 She taught me this guitar solo, here we go
 and I know it seems crazy
 She even likes the films of Martin Scorsese
 don't hesitate just give it a chance
 You just might even find some sweet romance
 With your Bro Ho
 might even wear you favorite Polo
 She'll even text a sexy photo
 but her golf game is still so-so
 She give me lessons on my dobro
 She goes on nature hikes with Frodo
 She's got a tattoo of Hans Solo
 but don't be thinking' she's a dude Bro