Manchild

Ohhh
 I'm a manchild
 Once you hear what I gots to say
 I go hog wild
 When I don't get my way
 I don't play nice
 I don't like to share my toys
 Don't want you messin' 'round
 With those other neighbor boys
 I should have grown up by now
 Have you ever tipped a cow?
 Don't be thinkin' it's so strange
 That I always pay with change
 I don't know what to do
 I can barely tie my shoe
 All my bills are overdue
 But I can play a mean kazoo
 I'm a manchild
 And I really must confess
 I like your tube top
 Tell me, what is your address?
 We can watch your TV
 With no parental controls
 Do you like lucky charms?
 'Cause I can eat three bowls
 You know I might go back to school
 To learn to clean your pool
 There's so much more to me
 Hey look, let's climb that tree
 I don't know what to do
 I can barely tie my shoe
 Can I please move in with you?
 I just learned to shoot my goo
 I'm a manchild
 Well you please come out to play?
 We can go to my house
 You can meet my Uncle Ray
 He got the puddin' cups
 My mom can make grilled cheese
 We can use my slip n' slide
 It goes faster on your knees
 I should have grown up by now
 But I really don't know how
 Do you think that I'm a fool,
 For droppin' out of school?
 There's nothin' wrong with me
 As far as I can see
 I just knows what I like
 Can I please now ride your bike?
 I'm a manchild