I Wanna Be A Drug-Sniffing Dog

I wanna be a drug-sniffing dog
 So I can snort coke all day long
 Bite my master when it suits me
 Get off on diminished capacity
 I wanna be a customs man
 Snoop through your stuff 'cause I can
 Sneaky peaky pry through your private lives
 Stroke your panties, jackin' off at lunch
 Weh oh, Weh oh ho
 Sure beats Alpo
 It's the life
 It's the stink
 It's the attitude
 I wanna be a San Francisco cop
 So I can speed and run red lights
 And sure as Rodney was a King
 We got ways to make you sing
 It's the life
 It's the stink
 It's the attitude
 We can seize everything
 Houses, cars, and life savings
 Keep the loot for ourselves
 Fake drug charge works every time
 I wanna join the christian coalition
 So I can molest my children
 None suspect me 'cause I've been saved
 'Til my stepdaughter drowns her kids in a lake
 Weh oh, Weh oh ho
 Spare rod, spoil the child
 It's the life
 It's the stink
 Choose your masks