Mangoat

Lotta good that P.H.D. did me
 Stuck... grocery store security
 Cigar store Indian
 Fake badge authority
 Nothing ever happens here
 Hark!
 Camera, aisle five
 Dude with hair sprayed on
 Pocketing razors
 Pantyhose... why not?
 Can opener and creme corn - what?!
 Mangoat
 Too hairy
 Must shave
 And warn others
 No foam
 All alone
 Gorilla hair
 Must go
 Creme corn
 Creme corn
 Yep
 Poor Kaw-liga
 Never got his kiss
 No one-way mirrors
 To lurk behind as you undress
 Aye
 He's headed for the back
 Singing, "The hills are alive...
 With the sound of music"
 Yonder
 Lady screams
 Mangoat
 In my stall
 Make him stop
 He'll shave us all
 Hair off his back
 Round the room it flies
 Inquiring minds
 Wanna know why
 Creme corn
 Creme corn
 Why
 Mangoat
 Come out of that bathroom
 We have you surrounded
 Mangoat
 Clean up your hairy mess
 Give up that frothy chew toy
 You're under arrest
 Come out with cloven hooves
 Above your mossy head
 Bite one more officer
 You'll trade that rag for lead
 Creme corn
 Creme corn
 Creme corn
 Creme corn
 Why?