You're Welcome

Aw, you can't just leave
 Not when you're dressed like that
 Dressed like what? This is what I always wear
 Yeah, and it's torture
 How can you expect us to control ourselves when you look like that?
 Dear, Diary
 Here we are in the dark, 50 yards from my car
 I could climb that tree, I'd never get that far
 They're a hundred pounds heavier, they have my keys
 I'm a rat in a trap, correction, I'm the cheese
 Hey there girl, ignore this fool
 He tries to play cool while he's dribbling drool
 Just trying to say in our friendly way
 That you've gotten hotter like every day (ow!)
 Hey there girl, avoid this punk
 He's hungry for a hunk of the junk in your trunk
 There is no lie, that dog won't try
 When a tasty treat like you walks by, 'cause
 Once, you were geeky and nerdy
 Now you're flirty, freaky, and dirty
 You were nothing and nobody
 But now you're good enough to
 Get with me! Huh!
 You're welcome, look where you are
 You're welcome, you've won a football star
 You're welcome, baby, what's that smell?
 That's the smell of me loving you well
 You're welcome
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 This is not a drill
 This is not a bad dream
 In a cow pasture, no one can hear you scream
 Never break their stare, stay awake, stay aware
 You're not in real danger 'til they grab your hair
 Come back girl, now don't play hurt
 If you don't want me staring, why you wearing that skirt?
 We can't be tamed and we can't be blamed
 It's all your fault that we're inflamed
 'Cause once, you were grody and grotty
 Now you got a body like a Maserati
 Stroke my fur, make me purr
 Hey! You wanted to be popular
 Hit me! Huh!
 You're welcome, look where you are
 You're welcome, come get your football star
 You're welcome, you've joined the pros
 Once we squeeze you, you'll stay squoze
 You're welcome in my lap, welcome on my knee
 Well, come on and get grabby in the grass with me
 I got one last chance to save my ass
 What was that move from my self-defence class?
 I'll steal your heart like a thief, bring you sweet relief
 Call me Wendy 'cause you never wonder, where's the beef?
 They're a powder keg, so don't yell or beg
 Stay friendly then gently, accidentally sweep the leg
 Ah! Ah gross!
 It stinks!
 You're welcome (back up fool, you wreak)
 You're welcome (well, you smell like a sewage leak)
 You're welcome (wait dude, I'm pretty sure)
 (This ain't mud, it's cow manure)
 You're welcome (ah, it's everywhere)
 You're welcome (oh, god, it's in my hair!)
 You're welcome (hey, girl, now let's not dwell)
 (On the smell, you could tell, I could still be loving you well)
 Swell (no, I'll be loving her well)
 See you in Hell (no, I'll be loving her well)
 No, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be
 Loving, loving, loving, loving, loving her well
 You're welcome
 You're welcome
 You're welcome