Two Week Notice

I think that being in love with me felt like a job to you
 Not something you really wanted, just something you had to do
 So you complete your tasks, you do your chores
 Take out the trash and sweep the floors
 And a job well done is kind of fulfilling
 But nothing feels as good as going home
 And you gave me a two week notice
 Even if you didn't say it explicitly
 You gave me a two week warning
 You didn't have to tell me, I knew that you would leave
 For better hours or better pay
 Better management at a better place
 And if retail has taught me anything
 If people want to go, you should let them go
 Nobody can replace you but I'm gonna try to
 A silent resignation, God, that's just like you
 You're a no call, no show kind of guy
 Doing just what you gotta do to get by
 And if you wanted to freelance
 I don't know why you ever applied to a 9-5
 And so I took bereavement when your love for me died
 I was never any good at loss prevention, I couldn't keep you if I tried
 I'm overworked and underpaid, and you used me to boost your resume
 So it's probably for the better if I lock up alone
 And you gave me a two week notice
 Even if you didn't say it explicitly
 You gave me a two week warning
 You didn't have to tell me, I knew that you would leave
 For better hours or better pay
 Better management at a better place
 And if retail has taught me anything
 If people want to go, you should let them go
 Nobody can replace you, but I'm gonna try to
 A silent resignation, God, that's just like you
 You're a no call, no show kind of guy
 Doing just what you gotta do to get by
 And if you wanted to freelance
 I don't know why you ever applied to a 9-5
 To a 9-5
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 I don't need to know why you wanted to go, just that you don't want to stay
 But it's okay because you gave me a two week notice
 You gave me a two week notice
 You gave me a two week notice
 You gave me, you gave me, you gave me
 Nobody can replace you, but I'm gonna try to
 A silent resignation, God, that's just like you
 You're a no call, no show kind of guy
 Doing just what you gotta do to get by
 And if you wanted to freelance
 I don't know why you ever applied to a 9-5
 To a 9-5
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 To a 9-5
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 (I'm gonna cry)