Blame The Booty

Call me now, call me later, tell me if I really care
 If you think that you know me, then prove it
 If you were a tote bag full of beach toys I would take you to the mall and try to lose it
 Hop on my moped, we can go 30 miles per hour
 After that hour, give me roses, candies, chips, and flowers
 I know you've got a crush but what can I do?
 I prefer a little lovin' with my marinated tofu
 On my giant trampoline I go bounce, bounce
 You fall in love with every ounce, ounce
 On my giant trampoline I go bounce, bounce
 You fall in love with every ounce, ounce
 Holla if you hear me (holla, holla)
 Holla if you fear me (holla, holla)
 Don't (yeah)
 Don't blame me (yeah)
 Blame my booty (yeah)
 'Cos it's such a cutie (yeah)
 Don't (yeah)
 Don't blame me (yeah)
 Blame my booty (yeah)
 'Cos it's such a cutie (yeah)
 A case of corn-fed, unwed, drop-dead gorgeous
 Boot-a-licious booty breakin' yo' heart
 Hold up, hold up, please don't hate
 'Cos I play with game and I tease 'em with bait (fo' sho')
 Me and you on a blanket for two
 You crack open a liter of Sahara Mist
 You speak of my beauty and how you're enchanted
 You promise me above-ground pools and every wish, how you'll grant it
 And every heartland honey just loves to please those corn-fed girls in the Wal-Mart jeans
 On my giant trampoline I go bounce, bounce
 You fall in love with every ounce, ounce
 On my giant trampoline I go bounce, bounce
 You fall in love with every ounce, ounce
 Holla if you hear me (holla, holla)
 Holla if you fear me (holla, holla)
 Don't (yeah)
 Don't blame me (yeah)
 Blame my booty (yeah)
 'Cos it's such a cutie (yeah)
 Don't (yeah)
 Don't blame me (yeah)
 Blame my booty (yeah)
 'Cos it's such a cutie (yeah)
 A case of corn-fed, unwed, drop-dead gorgeous
 Boot-a-licious booty breakin' yo' heart
 'Cos if you're lookin' for a lady
 One that you can call your baby (holla)
 And if you're lookin' to spoil me
 Royally, oily, and totally (holla)
 I'm not playin' hard to get, nooo, I'm just hard to get
 My booty is guilty of boo-tay loveliness! (YES!)
 On my giant trampoline I go bounce, bounce
 You fall in love with every ounce, ounce
 On my giant trampoline I go bounce, bounce
 You fall in love with every ounce, ounce
 Holla if you hear me (holla, holla)
 Holla if you fear me (holla, holla)
 Don't (yeah)
 Don't blame me (yeah)
 Blame my booty (yeah)
 'Cos it's such a cutie (yeah)
 Don't (yeah)
 Don't blame me (yeah)
 Blame my booty (yeah)
 'Cos it's such a cutie (yeah)
 A case of corn-fed, unwed, drop-dead gorgeous
 Boot-a-licious booty breakin' yo' heart