Real Gold & Glamorous

Ladies and gentlemen
 It's about time
 to make time
 For me
 When I get a chance for a slow dance
 On a cruise shipe, ship
 I'm gonna wear my silky blouse
 (how silky? how silky?)
 Real silky
 And when I'm alone making a mixtape
 Looking really great
 I'm gonna name that mixtape Gold
 (how gold? how gold?)
 Country music legends gold!
 Next time when I'm waiting in line
 And I'm looking really fresh and fine (Fine)
 I'm gon' say lady (hmmhmm)
 take a good look at glamour lady plus
 'Cause I'm gon' keep it real my friends
 R-E-A-L
 And I'm gon' keep it gold
 G-O-L-D
 And I'm gon' keep it glamorous, glamorous, glamorous
 'Cause why change mother nature's recipe?
 Watch my feet my heart is thumpin'
 Feed me love and justice honey
 Watch my feet my heart is thumpin'
 Feed me love and justice honey
 I want that hottie with a body
 rubbing all over my silky blouse (Oh yeah! silky blouse)
 And when the dance floor gets filled up
 feel free to take some of my personal space
 In the zone
 And if you wanna know more about me
 And what snacks I like
 Or if you just wanna hold me tight
 As I dance all night
 Try not to get caught up in that drama
 Dang, that's a nice Australian llama
 (Hey, Hey, Hey) listen to me
 I wanna promise you something
 I'm gon' keep it real my friends
 R-E-A-L
 And I'm gon' keep it gold (come on!)
 G-O-L-D
 And I'm gon' keep it glamorous, glamorous, glamorous
 Why change mother nature's recipe?
 Watch my feet my heart is thumpin' (I hear it, I hear it!)
 Feed me love and justice honey (hungry snacks!)
 Watch my feet my heart is thumpin' (mamma mia, mamma mia, mamma mia)
 Feed me love and justice honey
 I wanna thank everyone
 For listening to these lady jam songs
 'Cause we're coming Midwest strong for your children
 And if you're starting to really like it
 and you're getting motivated and you wanna do some crafts
 Make me a friendship bracelet
 Hey bones, play that synth like you play a sewing machine
 Precious
 I'm gon' keep it real my friends
 R-E-A-L
 And I'm gon' keep it gold
 G-O-L-D
 And I'm gon' keep it glamorous, glamorous, glamorous
 I'm never gonna change mother nature's recipe
 Watch my feet my heart is thumpin' (I hear it, I hear it!)
 Feed me love and justice honey (Hungry snacks!)
 Watch my feet my heart is thumpin' (mamma mia, mamma mia, mamma mia)
 Feed me love and justice honey