Here to Win

Want to give a shout out to all my sister wives
 Calling all you ladies
 Calling all you fringe-elmen
 Turn off your TVs, rev your sassy engines
 Having a party in my backyard
 With limited supervision
 It's a midwest world get together
 Bonfire, compost, kissing whatever
 If you can find my house, you can park for free
 Just find a spot in the ditch in the weeds
 Dress code: dress-casual
 Long sleeves, are rational
 To the midwest standard hotties
 In the area, come let's party
 We need...
 More, more, more, more, more, more, more
 Extension cords
 We need...
 More, more, more, more, more, more, more
 Extension cords
 I'm here to win
 You're here to win
 We're here to win
 Let's begin
 Flip that tape, let's do it again
 So many people move out of state
 That whoever stays behind wants to stay out late
 It's so dang dark, can't see my feet
 But the stars are up so I can keep a beat
 Hit the trail, survey the land, meet a stranger, take a hand
 But if a farmer shows up and wants to plow the dirt
 We can all run back to my house and make a vegan dessert
 Anyone bring some illegal fireworks (oh, no)
 Anyone bring some veggie kabobs (ka-please)
 Is there a doctor, I need some first aid
 In the form of Gatorade
 I want my electrolytes to shimmer
 More, more, more, more, more, more, more
 Extension cords
 We need...
 More, more, more, more, more, more, more
 Extension cords
 I'm here to win
 You're here to win
 We're here to win
 Let's begin
 Flip that tape, let's do it again
 Pull some boxes from the shed
 Gonna throw it down, dance floor extent
 There's a thick of thistles that's around the snacks
 Can't stop that carb attack
 If you wanna call your momma
 You need a land line
 With no cell-service, it's like 1995
 We need a limbo stick (check, check)
 We need jazz shoes (check, check)
 Now all my friends are here to win, so synchronized dance begin
 Sizzle step
 Throws Knives
 Sticky Toes
 Kitty-cat face
 Posture up
 Tickle down (ahhh)
 Now River Walk (below)
 We're doing swizzle steps (yeah)
 We're doing Throw the Knives (yeah)
 We're doing Sticky Toes (yeah)
 We're doing Tickle Down (yeah)
 We're doing Kitty-cat face (woah)
 I'm here to win
 You're here to win
 We're here to win
 Let's begin
 Flip that tape, let's do it again-na
 "Ooh, this is a great party"
 "Yes, I really enjoy it"