Keep It Real

Like a kitten with claws
 I wear very big bras
 and I think that you're kinda cute
 If you're getting robbed tell'em don't shoot
 Here's my number you can call me later
 Maybe we can go out and talk about aligators
 I bring the funk, 'cause I'm pretty funky
 I don't skinny dip, do you want a chunky donkey?
 I could be your lady platter
 you could be my sugar boo
 Baby you and me together
 sweet and tender as baby food
 I keep it real, keep it very real
 I keep it so real that that's my deal
 I keep it hot, keep it very hot
 I'm rarely not, very hot
 You can hate me on the internet
 By telefone or to my face
 But I know you just want a taste
 Of my deep dish
 You'll be passing on that thin crusted mamma
 I'm gonna sing like left eye
 And I'm gon' be brave as Selena
 I bring the funk, 'cause I'm pretty funky
 I don't skinny dip, do you want a chunky donkey?
 I could be your lady platter
 you could be my sugar boo
 Baby you and me together
 sweet and tender as baby food
 I keep it real, keep it very real
 I keep it so real that that's my deal
 I keep it hot, keep it very hot
 I'm rarely ever not, really hot
 When I'm watching Animal Planet
 It really makes me wanna get a tiger cub
 We could name it Raw
 Take it to the movies
 Baby you and me, you'll be touching on my boobies
 Don't be mean, don't be a cheater
 Or I'll crush you in a beat
 and put you in my hacky sack
 I bring the funk, 'cause I'm pretty funky
 I don't skinny dip, do you want a chunky donkey?
 I could be your lady platter
 you could be my sugar boo
 Baby you and me together
 sweet and tender as baby food
 I keep it real, keep it very real
 I keep it so real that that's my deal
 I keep it hot, I keep it very hot
 I'm barely ever not, really hot
 (Like fire hot)