Midwest Diva

Don't don't don't don't don't
 Don't you threaten the lady with the cheese plate
 I've got fancy here to prove that I'm really great
 I'm not sharing my lady cuisine
 'cause my lady cuisine make the boys all scream
 Got my money rolled tight as a cinnamon roll
 And let my J-Lo booty bounce low real low
 If Shania were here she'd say let's go girls
 So let's go girls get yourself a babysitter
 Not from the East, not from the West
 Girls in the middle that rock the best
 Girl must be a Midwest, Midwest, Midwest
 Wearing lots of lip gloss, wearing lots of attitude
 Girl must be a diva, Midwest diva
 Girl must be a diva, Midwest diva
 Girl must be a diva, Midwest diva
 Fo' show like a money machine
 I see you girl in the go-o
 Tapping into my lady looks
 Girl you should know-ow
 You've got no chance for some honey romance
 'cause this seat's taken
 Move on baby diva 'cause from now I'm the cheek
 for the sizzling veggie bacon
 I stole kisses from you momma at the barber shop (what?!)
 I stole kisses from you pappa at the soccer shop
 (pappa no!)
 Goin' with the comb with the glamorous touch
 You're always looking good but you never can trust
 A midwest (midwest)
 diva (diva, diva)
 A midwest (midwest)
 diva (diva, diva)
 Not from the East, not from the West
 Girls in the middle that rock the best
 Girl must be a Midwest, Midwest, Midwest
 Wearing lots of mesh, and wearing lots of attitude
 Girl must be a diva, Midwest diva
 Girl must be a diva, Midwest diva
 Girl must be a diva, Midwest diva
 I know you wanna be tight
 but not as tight as my jeans
 why'won't you start answering your phone
 so you can start renting my dreams
 Take me on a ride
 A ride down to the mall
 Take me in the mall
 so I can try on pretty things
 'Cause I dance like a diva (yeah, yeah)
 'And I spin like a diva (yeah, yeah)
 'And I look like a diva (yeah, yeah)
 'And I sing like a diva (yeah, yeah)
 'And I take like a diva (yeah, yeah)
 I must be a diva
 Not from the East, not from the West
 Girls in the middle that rock the best
 Girl must be a Midwest, Midwest, Midwest
 Wearing lots of perfume, wearing lots of attitude
 Girl must be a diva, Midwest diva
 Girl must be a diva, Midwest diva
 Girl must be a diva, Midwest diva