Moving Out of Iowa

I'm movin' out of Iowa
 'Cause I can't find no love, oh no
 I've been seekin'
 but no one's creepin' in my bed
 I'm running out of options
 I'll be lonely 'till I'm dead
 Where you get them farm hands to work my earth
 (Tell me, Tell me)
 Where you get that tractor to caress my dirt
 I'm not gon' settle for soy and green beans
 There's no love in Iowa for me
 So I'm changing scenes
 Gon' buy myself a little ranch in Nebraska
 And over there I'll be dippin' food in Chipotle Mayonnaise
 I'm gon' plant some seeds and watch some stuff grow
 While you're raising babies I'm gettin' a high heel price and market
 For my vegetables, crops, and casseroles
 I-O-W-A
 failed me so I'm movin' away
 Where you get them farm hands to work my earth
 (Tell me, Tell me)
 Where you get that tractor with lenght and girth
 (Tell me please!)
 I'm not gon' settle for soy and green beans
 There's no love in Iowa for me so I'm changing scenes
 Iowa ladies can you hear my call
 (oh-ohwee-ohwawawawow)
 Iwoa sisters can you hear that sound
 (Oowoowoo-hee-mamamama-hee)
 That's the sound of a lonely woman
 Take my paw, my heart
 Ohh just take me
 Anyone? Anyone? Okay, great...
 I'm movin' out of Iowa
 'Cause I can't find no love, oh no
 I've been seekin'
 but no one's creepin' in my bed
 I'm running out of options
 I'll be lonely 'till I'm dead