No Pants Policy

My hair is looking greasy, haven't washed it in days
 But I'm still looking pretty in my faux fur beret
 I'm spray tan, golden brown, bra with wires, digging down
 Hunting, trapping sugar boos, want your lotion paws up on my hooves
 Don't be Rudy Judy
 Don't be Sad Sam
 Want your Chatty Cathy all up on my lady pants
 I'm taking public transportation
 I'm taking lady vitamins
 I'm taking any kind of loving as long as it doesn't end
 I got a no (no) pants (pants) policy
 (Ah ah ah)
 If you're dancing next to me (ah ah ah)
 I got a no (no) pants (pants) policy
 (Ah ah ah)
 If you're dancing next to me
 (Ah ah ah)
 Keep playing the jams
 (Ah ah ah)
 Keep playing the songs
 (Ah ah ah)
 I see you calves all surprised, I had this rule authorised
 No pants
 (Ah ah ah)
 No pants
 (Ah ah ah)
 No pants policy if you're dancing next to me (ah ah ah ah ah ah)
 I got my blinders on, I can't see them watching us
 But if they all get winky at ya, I will make them applesauce
 Bring me your weak beats
 Bring me your slow jams
 I'm not gonna get picky when you all start to understand
 Pound the floor some more, you've got me thinking that I'm loving you
 Loving the dance moves and loving the attitude
 As long as we keep dancing we'll have to play along
 I got a no (no) pants (pants) policy
 (Ah ah ah)
 If you're dancing next to me
 I got a no (no) pants (pants) policy
 (Ah ah ah)
 If you're dancing next to me
 (Ah ah ah)
 Trust me, I'm a lady (ah ah ah), I don't even have a baby (ah ah ah)
 I just wanna see a hottie with a body cutting loose
 I don't wanna touch you much, the music makes me want to get so grabby
 Keep the heat up, keep the beat up
 Take your pants off, I'll be happy (ah ah ah ah ah ah)
 No pants
 (Ah ah ah)
 (Ah ah ah)
 No pants
 (Ah ah ah)
 (Ah ah ah)
 I wanna march with you to the beat
 Watch and learn, don't take a seat
 We'll check your pulse later
 Over ketchup and a tater
 'Cause you're my new inspiration, you're my new set of rules
 And according to the story wearing pants is for fools
 I got a no (no) pants (pants) policy
 (Ah ah ah)
 If you're dancing next to me (ah ah ah)
 I got a no (no) pants (pants) policy
 (Ah ah ah)
 If you're dancing next to me
 (Ah ah ah)
 Keep playing my jams (ah ah ah)
 Keep singing my songs (ah ah ah)
 I see your thighs all surprised, I had this rule authorised
 No pants
 (Ah ah ah)
 No pants
 (Ah ah ah)
 No pants policy if you're dancing next to me (ah ah ah ah ah ah)