Purchase One

That rug you're standing on
 Took me two days to make
 That mug you're sipping took me 45 minutes to bake
 Do you think that blanket just crocheted itself
 Without my paws wrapping yarn all around itself
 I could go and purchase one (oh no no)
 But that wouldn't be as fun (no no no)
 I could go and purchase one
 But that wouldn't be as fun
 And I know you want one
 I'm a talented creature
 I'm a DIY fashion feature
 Look at my portrait
 My eyes will never leave you
 Want to buy my love set
 And purchase my pots, chère?
 Never now, never now
 Never will you know
 If you want to do it
 You gotta prove it
 I will deny it
 Unless you supply it
 Get, get, get, get to work
 Drop the baby
 Drop the bagel
 Put away the jams and put the dogs in the stable
 You are able to create the dynasty
 Cause you could go and purchase one (oh no no)
 But that wouldn't be as fun (no no no)
 You could go and purchase one
 But that wouldn't be as fun (no no no)
 Cause you could go and purchase one (oh no no)
 But that wouldn't be as fun (no no no)
 You could go and purchase one
 But that wouldn't be as fun
 I'm going to a party, wear a blazer made of lace
 "You made it?"
 I'm gonna find a lover who accepts my pretty face
 Good luck!
 I'm gonna make that lover's quilt, I'm gonna make some jammy pants
 I'm gonna put the "razz" in the razzmatazz of fashion
 If you need me, I'm in my craft room
 Touching the lining, deciding
 Making things look extra fine
 Get, get, get, get to work
 Get, get, get to work
 Get, get, get, get to work
 Get, get, get, get to work
 Watch out world!
 Mama's working with Demo
 Shh... baby's in the basket
 I could go and purchase one
 But that wouldn't be as fun
 I could go and purchase one
 But that wouldn't be as fun
 I could go and purchase one (Get, get, get, get to work)
 But that wouldn't be as fun (Get, get, get, get to work)
 I could go and purchase one (to work)
 But that wouldn't be as fun