Blueberry Pancakes

I leave you with an article from the paper
 that I belive it will lighten the low that I dummped on you this evening
 i think, when your thinking about all these problem
 I cant sing I cant dance, but boy I can read
 and this is as good as it gets
 the first sentence
 it trurly is the greatests peice of journalism ever written anywhere
 anytime, and i'm garateeing that
 A woman almost bit of her husbend peinse
 as he was preparing pancakes for breakfast
 we are all feeling a little better now arnt we
 could the picture be any clearer
 the young man wakes up
 the youn woman still sleeping
 sob I never do shit around here
 i'm gonna change that
 she deseves better than what I do
 I'm gonna go make her pancakes