MTV

And then I knew things had taken a turn for the worse
 When, 3 years ago, they hired MTV to do the Halftime Show
 And you know why would you hire MTV to do music?
 MTV has nothing to do with music, okay
 MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken
 MTV is video and video goes where?
 In your eye, music goes in your ear
 Ear, eye, eye, ear
 Big fucking difference, music is like a drug
 When you hear it, you have a vision
 And that vision can change over time or remain the same
 You know, that first time when you're in love and you hear a love song
 And you think every time you think about it
 You have that vision of your special someone
 And then, 2 years after you broke up, you're at the bar
 And you hear that song, and you go, "Son of a bitch I'll have a Yager"
 But whatever your vision is, I will tell you
 If you're watching a music video
 And the video is exactly the same as your vision
 Kill yourself
 MTV had brought to the stage that day Britney Spears, N'Sync and
 Aerosmith and they were playing music together
 If that's what you could fuckin' call it
 It was staggering to watch It was so painful
 I actually took a spoon and shoved it up my own ass
 Because if I'm gonna hurt that bad, I'm gonna do it to myself
 So it was absolutely extraordinary when CBS hired MTV
 To do the Super bowl this year
 Unbelievable and that CBS would be shocked that
 MTV couldn't present a Family Halftime Show
 Had none of the executives at CBS ever turned on MTV?
 All you gotta to do is watch it for 5 minutes
 And know that it should be called 'The Boner Network'
 Kids come home from school, "I'm gonna watch MTV"
 And they lock themselves in their room
 And just put their little peckers right up on the set
 And let me tell you, It will continue no matter what has happened
 Because of the recent events, I will guarantee that it will continue to
 Evolve the way it has evolved
 The halftime show in ten years will literally be just planes
 Flying over the stadium and dropping shit on people
 While an orchestra plays classical music